I've been "working"

I work as a lifeguard. At my current pool my duties include sitting, reading, and then picking up a copy of metro and reading it in its entirety. After that I do the sudoku and the crossword puzzle until I am off work. Did I mention I get paid money to do this?

This is a second-hand account dream from Derrick:

I went swimming and found that the pool was empty. I realized I had forgotten the water in my car so I went and opened the door. I picked up a gun and put in back into the car. When I closed the car D looked at me and shouted, "You just locked the keys in the car!," referring of course to the gun. Then this old guy came up and hugged us both, showing off his diverse collection of keys. He proceeded to say, "Don't worry guys, I have keys for all of us."

It reminds me somewhat of this:

I need a nap.